Thursday, January 3, 2008

Calling All Lardasses: Official Weigh-In Set!


Any and all people looking to shed holiday pounds/further emasculate themselves are encouraged to take part in Stuff's (Presented by Alpha Media Group's Maxim) Biggest Loser 2: The Yo-Yo Edition.

Who: All SPBAMGMBL2:TYYE competitors and/or BJx readers
Where: Studio 100
When: Monday, January 7 @ 8:00 pm
Why: Because it's only fair that Maxim employees get stuck listening to Patrick's boring-ass stories about eating almonds and playing Wii tennis.

All contest rules, including entry fee, duration and how much free Bombay Mix/gray chicken we can eat before the weigh-in to be hammered out in the Comments section.

13 comments:

Joey said...

I say the entry fee is $50 each. REAL motivation, right? All entry money to be paid AT THE WEIGH IN, perhaps to the trusted-by-all Mike Olson?

Are we doing six weeks again? Six weeks would be Monday, February 18. Or do we want to have the finale on Friday, Feb. 22, so we can all rink beer until late in the eve? I also suggest a halfway point official weigh-in, again.

Unknown said...

Easy tiger! Some of us aren't making Curbed money...let's do half that.

Maybe we should do body weight percentages this time, to give tiny Dan and lil' Ben a chance. What says thee?

whatmademewindy? said...

Jesus captain money bags! I vote $25.

whatmademewindy? said...

Yes to percentages!

whatmademewindy? said...

Hi Ian!

Unknown said...

Hi Dan!

Failure's Orphan said...

Twenty-five bucks, percentages, and Friday finale.

Gold Stone Creamery said...

I don't think I'm doing it this time.

In fact, I propose a "Healthy Living for Life" contest, in which you make non-drastic, though consistent changes to your lifestyle that allow you to shed some excess weight which you never gain back.

Weigh-ins begin right now, exactly as you're reading this, and continue until you die peacefully in your sleep, decades from now.

Unknown said...

Hmmm... weight watchers or neutro-system... I see your gay point.

Unknown said...

ermm...not that there's anything wrong with that...I know many...

Laura Moo said...

Can ex- ex- ex-Stuff employees participate? I could stand to yak up a few hundred meals or so. (Bulimia's within the rules, right?)

whatmademewindy? said...

Open to all!

Todd said...

Im curious if Joey's weight is back up to what it was...
Bastards. I'll see you at the weigh in.