"On My Island..."

A belated congratulations to 29-time Stuff alum Brooke Burke (and her side-boob) for taking home the gold on Dancing with the Stars. We're still not sure if you're a model, actress or some other mystery profession that requires hotness, but we do know you love islands. And isn't that what really matters?

Todd In Prague Goes Live!

Allow me to divert you to another blog www.toddinprague.blogspot.com
Become a subscriber and track my adventures! Well, misadventures more likely...

Another one!

Full Count To BJx: "Czech You Later"

Actor, designer and legendary card sharp, Todd Detwiler, will add "expat" to his resume. The man known as Full Count is bringing fashion sense to the dreary realms of the Eastern Bloc, launching the Czech edition of InStyle. He's probably been so busy figuring out how to tastefully layout "Bridal Gowns for Land Mine Victims" and "What's In Slobodan's Closet?" to post up a reminder of his going away do on the BJx.

So here's a reminder: Todd's going away party is tonight, 9pm, at Solas, 232 9th st. btwn 2nd and 3rd ave.

The BJx Lives!

It takes a controversy like this to get the world's favorite blog out of the doldrums. Bet I know where Olympic Pita stands on the matter...

Where's Ian at?

Oh, probably here, drinking pints of vodka and cranberry from 6pm onwards. Just saying...

The other Ben Goldstein…

…gets out from behind the TONY camera lens and finally shows his face. Who’s prettier? You decide.

She Said Yes!

Adding to the list of major life announcements curiously announced via the BJx, and to the equally long list of BJxers en route to wedded bliss...we're getting hitched! Family portrait above. Ian, Seth...see you both in hell!

Breaking News From October of Last Year

Has this been Joey's evil plan all along? Come on, man. Commit already!

Come See My Show!

Go here for details: http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/145465

Seth 'Saves' Complex From Total Annihilation

Spotted at Chelsea's Waterside Park at an all-day, Adidas-sponsored hipster soccer tournament: the BJx's own Seth Kelly, manning the net for Team Complex. And man it, he did, shutting out Kid Robot before we left to stalk the Olsen twin that was in attendance. Also on the premises: Bartfonso, sporting a shaved head for maximum aerodynamic efficiency on his in-house stripper pole.

Well, Dame-O?

Got any updates for us?

BJx at One: My personal favorite

The handiwork of Mr. T Detwiler:

A LOOK AHEAD - The First In a New Series

Ceaser's Return

Remember her? Can we see Jordan Stein in swimwear next?

BJx at One: A Look Back

As a way to commemorate this momentous day, I thought I'd repost one of my favorite pictures in BJx history, from way back on October 29th. I don't think this needs much explanation:

BJx Meetup: Let's Blow Out the Candle!

On July 24th, 2007, at 2:53 p.m., the BJx was born with this post featuring my sculpted physique. Many lessons have been learned since (putting your phone number on the Internet, Olson?!), and many good magazines have died in the process. Now, one year later, it is time to celebrate the BJx's first birthday!

Who: All BJx contributors, commenters and fans.
When: Thursday, July 24th; 7:00pm
Where: Crocodile Lounge, 325 East 14th Street (BJx Meetup veterans know this as "the spot")
Why: Because the wounds haven't healed!

Best Patrick memory wins a door prize!

Only Ben Will Appreciate This

Just like old times!

It's that time of year again

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MAXIM OFFICE:



It seems Patrick is ignoring this criticism and forging ahead with his annual 'Deep V' day

Bad News For Esov

Looks like the reunion tour will have to be postponed indefinitely.

(And if you don't understand the picture selection then you're not a real fan.)

Sean Fennessey on Lil' Wayne in the New York Times

Lil' Wayne on Sean Fennessey in an unrelated story: "His Hit List writeup on the Tramp Stamp was OK I guess."

Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters!

TK

Patrick Finds His Summer Beach Read

There's nothing better than an afternoon of sun, sand and the Whiffenpoofs.

The Balloon Tee

Does anyone remember that disturbing Arak/Balloon photo-illustration? I haven't, which is why this new T-shirt is now available... Enjoy!

In Good Company

No, not that In Good Company, Patrick.

First our pal Fred hits the big-time and now this? Remember the little people, Bova!

"I'll Be There for You"

R.I.P. Giggles

Blind Item

Which BJx contributor got his own tramp stamp this weekend?

Olson in the Hunt for MVB Award

Wait, was he this good when he bowled for us? IS OLSON JUICING?

31st St. Pump Has Inferior Celebrity Autographs

Just wondering...

What do you think Matthew Lesko is going to do with his economic stimulus check?

Emmylou's new nanny

"TigerFly"

Just a little something I've been working on in my free time. Feedback appreciated!

Early Career of a Cult Legend

How come we never heard about the Student Academy Award Silver Medal-winning short Memories of Matthews Place? Is it because nothing got ripped from anuses in that one?

PoultryGeist: Night of the Chicken Dead — Exclusive First Look!

If you think the trailer's shocking, check out the writing credits...

A Year ago today...

Rich handed this over to me and my world would never be the same.

Rich Morgan, Unemployed Freelancer, Turns to Modeling

Rich, you're no "Wet Blanket Wuss" to me!

Tune-In Alert!

A friendly reminder that tonight at 9 pm on Fox you can catch an all new episode of New Amsterdam, the show Maxim's own Patrick Carone once described as "pretty good" (though he was drunk and at a bowling after-party at the time).

On tonight's episode, "Keep the Change":

John and Eva investigate the death of a homeless man whose best friend believes was murdered; John remembers when he struggled with addictions and entered a 12-step program back in 1964.

More pics of Wadadli...

You Know, He Had a Little Pep

I was waiting for an elevator this afternoon, and the doors opened and there was John Lithgow in a tuxedo. True story.

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Dave Navarro Says: Have A Sexy Week!

A young Alfonso "Bart" Graham?

Exclusive first look at Wadadli + hump video

Wadadli is about 9 weeks old now. I think that's a little too young for this sort of behavior. What do you think?

Angering Rich, Part I

Remember when the Beach Boys covered this song?

...and the winner is...

SETH!



Well done to all of this years contestants.

NOW Rich'll Blow Me!

The Homestretch!

(Dan "Green Pig" Bova struggles to keep up.)

As I was enjoying my afternoon snack of celery sticks dusted with Metamucil, it occurred to me that Stuff's (Presented by Alpha Media Group's Maxim) Biggest Loser 2: The Yo-Yo Edition is nearing its long-awaited/drunken conclusion.

Is the final weigh-in on Friday at Studio 100? Let's hammer out the details in the comments section. Meanwhile, Rich should get stupid Seth's measurements so he can be pre-fitted for the Tiara of Victory™.

If You See Patrick Tomorrow, Give Him A Hug

After this devastating news he's going to need it.

BREAKING: Valentine's Day Engagement?!

According to Facebook, Sean Fennessey successfully proposed to his girlfriend yesterday! Congrats, buddy...now we want to hear all the romantic details.

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Spotted in CVS: That Chick With the Glasses From the Stuff Ad Department Who Was Always Tan

Remember her? The one who was married to a chef and used to sell Parsley his, um, oregano? I think she had a guy's name, like Randy or Andy or Steve.

Anyway, I hid from her behind a conveniently-placed Valentine's Day display.

~Fin~