Way to Go, Big Guy!

Congratulations to Jesus H. Christ for being the subject of the next book I'm going to read! On his list of accomplishments, this ranks somewhere between being the only son of God and having the ability to condemn Joey to eternal hellfire.

I'm so juiced about the outcome of the BJx poll that I offer this fun bonus picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur:

Six Degrees of Separation Explained!

In my web surfings I came across this super-simple (and super-fun!) formula that explains everyone's favorite Kevin Bacon-related game.

Let's put it to the test, shall we? In honor of Patrick's groundbreaking work with the Name Game, see if you can connect him to barrel-chested character actor Brian Dennehy. (Not out loud, silly. In the Comments section.)

The answer will be revealed whenever I damn well please.

Payback time

It's time to pay a visit to Duane Reade and cash in the Morgan coin jar. Anybody care to guess the amount?