Weekend Brainstorming

So, BIG news. I recently bought a brown t-shirt from Urban Outfitters that will be the canvas for my next iron-on design. It'll be hard to top "ROBBIE& RICK& LEVON& RICHARD& GARTH" and "SOME FAT CHICKS," but I'm going to give it a shot.

I want to make a shirt that expresses a genuine endorsement for something they generally don't make t-shirts for. At this point, my best idea is "LAMB AND RICE." Retarded, I know, but kinda fun. If you know me at all, you know I love lamb and rice. Anybody have a better idea? There is one caveat: I'm totally out of H's and I only have one S. Any help would be appreciated. I submit the following shirts from Engrish.com, for your inspiration.