Yesterday I tuned into the
Steve Wilkos Show, because did I mention I can WORK FROM HOME WHENEVER I WANT?! Anyway, I figured I'd give it a chance, since the guy was brave enough to sit through a Chinese food lunch with Patrick and Lisa. Right when I tuned in, there was a guy (I'm stroking my black Macbook, if you catch my drift) in a shirt and tie seated on stage, and Steve just yells, "Are you stalking here?!" And the guy goes, "Yeah." So Steve yells, "Get up!" grabs the guys chair, and then screams, "
Stalkers don't get to sit on my stage!" And the crowd went absolutely apeshit. It was pretty spectacular, and I was thinking back on that lunch. What if Patrick would have accidentally let a risque anecdote slip? I can picture Steve grabbing Pat's chair and yelling, "People who aren't medically allowed to give blood don't get to eat Szechuan with me!" Or maybe, "I don't share sesame noodles with people who do that in Vancouver hotel rooms!"
