I'm Kinda Embarrassed

I just watched an episode of My Boys on TBS. I thought it was pretty funny and actually LOLed...twice.

The Freelance Life: Even Dad Is Starting To Worry

An excerpt from his latest email:

I'm not used to getting such quick email responses from you.

Your son's got a lot of free time on his hands, pops. Deal with it!

Ian Does IKEA!

Who needs sunshine when you can take a bus to Paramus, New Jersey? That's what our ex-A.D. must be thinking as he bumps along on his planned visit to everyone's third- or fourth-favorite big box store.

Will he buy an aspelund? Or maybe a nice malm? Actually, knowing Ian, he'll opt for one of these.


(Thanks to contributor Yakov Smirnoff for the image)

Conde Nast HR interview goes well

My Lunch Misses Joey’s Lunch

Somehow, peanut butter and banana manages to look even more pathetic when it’s solo.

Hey Lisa!.....

Apparently this is the cleaning lady on the 22nd floor.....



So Lisa, who cleans the women's restroom up there?

courtesy of stuffmagazine.com

Popsicle stick blows punchline

The miss and I were eating Popsicle-brand "Firecrackers" last night, when I was rudely greeted by this shit-fisted attempt at levity:


It's Tooth-*Hurty* you fucking idiots!!!

Have you had any awful popsicle stick experiences? Share 'em in the comments...

Look What's Filming!

Who wants to go stalk the set? It's not like most of us have anything better to do. "How do you know it was a speakeasy?" "I used to drink there!" Oh John!