Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Big Bowl Noodles: Home of the Bendable Fortune Cookie


If you like your desserts malleable, then have we got the place for you.

Tell Dick to Hold his Horses!

WHO KNEW!?!



Stuff is on sale at the Gift Shop in Punta Cana, a small happy town in the Dominican Republic. Our July issue was found nestled proudly between 4 Wheeler Monthly and Lowrider Magazine. And after word got out that Junior Desinger Dame-O "Presto Change-O" was vacationing there, the fanfare was unbelievable! After signing autographs until the sun went down, and telling tales around the bofire of his amazing adventures in publishing, Dame-O fianlly found time to catch some rays and taunt a scared monkey before his flight back to America. Boy, Stuff magazine really blows'em away, even outside of the Greatest Country in the World. Who knew!!!

No More Excuses

Here's an image you're not going to forget

I Say Potato, You Say Weird Looking Potato


Of all the things I'll miss, it's the random pierogi pitches that I'll fall asleep wistfully looking back on. Just look at all those fun pierogi crafts you can make! Delicious and aesthetically pleasing!

BJx Nostalgia: This Guy's Got Nothing On Us


In case you hadn't heard, there was once an office-wide weight-loss contest. This contest led many of us to The Pump, which led to all sorts of healthy lunches, which, naturally, led to this one-verse parody of Bob Marley's "Buffalo Soldier." Enjoy.

Buffalo burger
Whole wheat pasta
Unclog my arteries
In the heart of the Fashion District


They say that if you listen closely you can still hear the ghosts on Millionaires Row singing this song.