BJx Nostalgia: Render Unto Caesar!

Remembering the bleak times before Blocks A, B and C.

From: Jennifer Ceaser
Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:28:32 -0500
Conversation: Copy due this Friday
Subject: Copy due this Friday

Hi all, The following copy is due to Jimmy by this Friday, February 24. If you have already turned in particular files, please disregard. If I've missed any files, forgive me, I'm new. Thanks. jennifer

JOEY
*Fashion Hero: Iron Chef
*Yes/No List
*Longboards
*Man Child
*Wheels
*Vice
*High Roller
*Wired
*Stress
*Celebrity Inventory
*My Obsession

OLSON
*Quizmaster
**Awesome Guide: Summer
**BBQ Roadtrip

PATRICK
*Dead Celebs: Frank Sinatra
*Movie Reviews
*Defend Film: The Breakup
*DOTM
*DVD Reviews
*Essentials: Action Flicks
*Dissect: Scarlett Johansson

And it goes on like this!

Fax # Remains the Same

From the Peanut Gallery

BJx Nostalgia: Back Door Brioschi

Remember when Pat stuck a piece of Brioschi where the sun don't shine? I sure do.

Who Owns michaelolson.com?

This ugly fuck and his ugly-ass family.

If these freaks keep me from getting my dream job at Don Diva I'll kill them!

Animals!

So this is what people think of the sturdiest bag in all tarnation. Strong bags are an important commodity, especially in this climate. How about a little respect?

BJx Nostalgia Trip: We Got Medieval On Their Asses

One year ago today, a handful of staffers set out to the wilds of New Jersey to take in a show—nay, a tournament. Our hero Trinity may have fallen, but some serious friendships were sealed that day, friends. Who knew that we would one day all be working for the guy seated second from the left?

Who Says There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch (Topping)?

What's the only thing that tastes bettere than a hard-boiled egg or Japanese sausage? A free hard-boiled egg or Japanese sausage. And since Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui went deep last night that's exactly what lunchgoers can get at the kinda creepy Go! Go! Curry on 38th St.

Tell them the BJx sent ya! (In Japanese.)

BJx Nostalgia: X-Bart

Wherein a former employee makes a promise he doesn't plan to keep...

Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:55:50 -0500
To: Patrick Carone
Conversation: XBOX
Subject: XBOX

I am bringing back tomorrow

ABG

"Stay Positive"

Alfonso B. Graham
Stuff Magazine
Contributing Fashion Editor

We need inspirational email signatures like this one now more than ever.

BJx Nostalgia Trip

Probably going to be a lot of memory sharing going on, so let's kick it off:

On 4/24/07 11:13 AM,
Subject: RE: THE COMEBACKS

Don’t forget!

"Patrick Carone" wrote:

Team,
Excitement! We’re all gonna see this funny flick next Tuesday morning (that’s May 1) at 10AM. The screening is at Dolby 24: 1350 Sixth Ave, 28th floor, at 55th Street. Get there a couple minutes early, the contact is Sara Groves, she has your names.

We'll always have the good times.

While trying to coax four year old out of the goddamn car so they could have lunch, editor stumbles upon inspirational saying

"When someone asks you to do a difficult task, don't be an Abraham Lin-can't. Be a Martin Van Sure-can!"