...now set to the correct time zone!
(Thanks, Rich!)
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Tomorrow on the BJx
–A (mercifully brief) interview with our most missed editor.
–A winner is revealed in our "Jordan eats a sausage" caption contest.
–The BJx debut of the guy who sits in Kristen's seat now.
–Patrick reveals the gender of his baby.
–We all identify with this cat.
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Email subject of the day
I was told that "I shot like an elephant." It goes directly to the root of the problem to increase power, potency, volume of ejaculate and intensity of climax.
A LOOK AHEAD - "Biggest Loser" Finds Apetite
And joins the XFL...and gets a tan...and philosophizes while jogging.
BJx Caption Contest!
Add your photo caption ideas to the comments. The winning submission will be chosen by me, Carone's bone, EOD tomorrow (Friday). Winner gets a bottle of Ciroc Vodka to celebrate the weekend!
A LOOK AHEAD - The First In a New Series
In the first of what hopes to be an ongoing series, we take a guess as to what lies ahead for the BJx contrib staff. Leading off, JA and his emotional support team.
EXCLUSIVE: Special Guests Drop by the Express
Looks like TBJE news room got a surprise visit from two gents who know a thing or three about the Internet: Stan Horaczkcyzkckx and Lunchstealer McDoucheface! Look how excited they are to see the sausage get made. If you would like a tour of the Express's facilities, just let us know!
Impromptu Poll!
Take a break from deciding which former coworker you loathe the most to select a new BJ Express logo. Please choose between the two that were just posted.
The TBJE POLL: Who do you miss the most?
Coworkers come and go, but our judgments last forever. So let your voice be heard in this exciting popularity contest! (And please don't cheat like Rich).
Being that a solid three-fourths of these people are loyal TBJE readers, cruel comments are encouraged.
BREAKING NEWS: Bova Cancels Netflix Subscription
After a topsy-turvy relationship that lasted a mere seven months, our fearless leader has opted to end his affiliation with the world's largest online DVD rental service.
"I just never watch anything," he explained to a shocked Millionaires Row.
It's gonna be a GIRL!
I can't wait for a 15 year old Bova jr knocking at our door asking her to accompany him to the sump.
Your Best Pitch
Your Best Pitch spotlights TBJE staff's favorite publicist emails. Got a submission for Your Best Pitch? Post it!
This one was submitted by a special TBJE tipster!
Not the greatest, but a nice try! Thanks tipster!
This one was submitted by a special TBJE tipster!
From apple pies to apple "martinis", America's history is steeped in cooking and cocktailing. Whether it's a splash of gin in a famous tomato sauce or a cocktail inspired by seasonal ingredients in a chef's pantry, the bar and kitchen now commonly collide to create the ultimate gastro-feast for the senses.
Not the greatest, but a nice try! Thanks tipster!
Overheard in the Office: Carone & Wil Wheaton Friends?
The first installment of our new feature ponders the following:
Is our entertainment director spending nights out at "Bungalow" with the star of Toy Soldiers and Star Trek: The Next Generation? According to one freelance marketing employee, there is a distinct possibility. If you have any information, please contact the TBJE tip line.
And the winner is...
Congratulations to fish for taking home 55% of the vote and winning the first ever (and deeply flawed) TBJE poll!
If you're not too busy purchasing your very own grouper sandwich with white sauce on wheat bread this afternoon, check back in for a new poll question.
Look How Cluttered My Desktop is Getting
I mean, it's pretty ridiculous. Do you have a cluttered desktop? Take a screenshot and let TBJE know!
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