Congrats to The BJ Express on its 50th post!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Pat & Dame-o Redux: Sparks?
Millionaire's Row Fart Factory P. Carone, leaking noxious fumes like a Springfield smokestack, recently found himself in quite the predicament! He couldn't light his scented candle, which normally covers his tracks! Luckily Dame-o came rushing up with his Zippo to save the day ... and our noses!
PAT AND DAME-O BACK ON!
After a recent squabble involving caliente hotty Eva Menendaz, it looked like there relationship was on the skids. But a source close to the two caught them by the kitchen area praising each other on their involvement on the recently Final Finaled movie page. Both were toasting with coffee or tea. It seems like they share more then a love for caffine! Here's an artist's rendering of how Pat and Damian felt during their last exchange.
TBJE Exclusive: Picklefest '07!
Today at the Stuff offices, the staff was treated to some delicious pickle juice popsicles. Let's see what the gang thought of them!
Woah there, Danny Vulture! Sour enough for ya?!
Hey Goldie, did somebody say eat my pickle juice?!
Dunleavy: "It's not bad!" OK!
Ruh roh, here comes Carone! He doesn't look happy, because he already brought his own cup of pickle juice! What are the odds?! LOL!
Woah there, Danny Vulture! Sour enough for ya?!
Hey Goldie, did somebody say eat my pickle juice?!
Dunleavy: "It's not bad!" OK!
Ruh roh, here comes Carone! He doesn't look happy, because he already brought his own cup of pickle juice! What are the odds?! LOL!
Sausage Party Elitist Beats Mouse
Earlier a rogue golfer teed up a field mouse. The clubber was heard screaming about "sausage parties" and seen leaving displaced trash cans in his wake.
BREAKING NEWS: Joey's Dad Takes Nap
We always knew life was a beach for the Arak family, but this is ridiculous!
Carone to discoverer of DNA: "I have not read the whole book"
Can this Manskill interview recover after said entertainment director's tearful admission?
Doesn't Olson Like the Mets?
And doesn't he have a Canon camera? And wasn't he in Chelsea recently? From Craigslist:
The question is: Where is Olson moonlighting?
Was your Canon camera stolen (Chelsea)
If you had a Canon camera stolen, most probably an EOS, and it had a face picture with you wearing a mets cap and a picture of your genitalia, I may be able to help you track down who stole it. These pictures were uploaded onto my computer and if you can identify them, then it is likely that it is one of my employees. If so, please contact me.
The question is: Where is Olson moonlighting?
Hardcore Wednesday...Night?
If you think Jordy takes his hump days seriously in the office, you should see how he tears up the UES under the cover of darkness.
An anonymous tipster sent us this shocking image. Are there more where this came from, TBJE readers? And is that Andy Pettitte in the foreground?
UPDATE: A reader asks if Jordy is playing air guitar in this photo. The plot thickens...
Lunch Ruined UPDATE
The lunch ruiner has been spotted in this viral Internet video clip, expounding on his so-called blow-job contract! Careful, hun, he'll kick you out of bed before you can finish tossing that salad!
LUNCH RUINED!!!
Approximately 10 minutes ago, control of the large conference room was commandeered by this gadget-loving a-hole. More on this story as it develops.
PARTY TIME! Lohan Style
TD Birthday celebration this Friday! Stop by Double Happiness this Friday night for a drink and a laugh. Limit one drink and one laugh per guest.
Double Happiness is 173 Mott Street on the corner of Broome.
JUST ASKING...
What Millionaire's Row-seated fart factory is fond of accusing the more "judaic" editors for grand theft baseball bat? Sounds like he's in the Car-wrong!
Mandatory Fun Night II?
Beloved pop stars Hanson will be performing tonight at New York's Webster Hall in support of their latest album, The Walk. This reporter was too lazy to check, but tickets are most likely available.
Will this concert be the site of a second night of mandatory merriment? Contact the TBJE tip line if you have any more information.
"I guess"
Which 6'5" editor had this response when asked if Transformers star Megan Fox is "hot"? Stayed tuned to TBJE for details.
BJ Express Rant: Lift Shenanigans?
This morning, as I came into the building and waited for the elevator, a dissheveled older dude walked up and joined me. I had hit the elevator button, but one had reached "L" even though the doors weren't yet open, so the light wasn't lit. He hit the button then shot me a look like, "What, I have to press the button?" Then we got on the elevator, and he hit 8. Then he realized he meant to hit 4, meaning he got off at 4, then I had to sit there and take an 8 detour because of this fuckhead. Question: Was it intentional?
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