The BJ Express: 07/24/07

Stupid doctor

Couldn't do the baby scan so I won't find out until Thursday morning.
Still time to place your bets on what it's going to be.
PRIZE: Godfather to the baby

WHO DIS??

I found this picture on the server, in "Staff Pics."

First one to identify these people wins the bottle of Louisiana hot sauce that I drink out of.

Rich, Stuff EIC rumored to want another one of these. Can you hand him one? Thanks, man.

Your Best Pitch

Best email lede of the day?

Spending time in the water can be a joyous event for all. But, the excitement often ends when tiny germs enter the ear and cause a painful infection.

Gross!

Your Best Pitch spotlights TBJE staff's favorite publicist emails. Got a submission for Your Best Pitch? Post it!

Squares discuss Nerdness

A heated discussion over Star Wars quotes erupted in Production this evening. Fortunately PC was there to clear the air of confusion.

Summer Carone: Are Pajamas Appropriate in the Workplace?

Love that pose, though!

TBJE headquarters has received this photo of the man who broke up Date Night between Patrick Carone and Jordan "Jordy" Stein. If anyone knows who this well-tanned hunk is, please call our anonymous tip line: 212.372.3901.

JUST ASKING...

What high ranking editor was just spotted doing a phone interview at his desk ... for a freelance assignment?

I Mean Seriously!

What the fuck is up with all the sirens?!

BREAKING SNOOZE?

While Carone has reportedly been upset by the use of the Carone's bone "avatar" (whatever that is!), here is photographic proof of his penchant for meat ... off the bone!

I Want Carone's Bone

BREAKING NEWS!

Pat Carone unhappy with Carone the Bone avatar. Updates on this story as it unfolds...

Banana Competition Results!

The final banana in the contest has been claimed by Danny Vulture. Congrats Danny! [Ed. note—photo not actually of Danny Vulture.]

Stick around for more fun BJ Express contests!

Get your culture on!

Take the BJ EXPRESS POLL

Let your voice be heard in the upper right hand corner.

BJ Express COMPETITION!

The first 3 people to come to my desk will receive a free 5 o'clock banana

Black Lips and Dame-o: Match Made in Hotness Heaven!

"Katrina" - Black Lips
Uploaded by vicemagazine

Over the weekend, TBJE contributor Carone's bone met up with art department studmuffin Dame-O for the Village Voice Siren Festival. By far the best band was Black Lips. Enjoy their new video for "Katrina." S'NICE!!!!!!!!

An Update!

Art director Ian R. on TBJE's request for an interview re: the party: "It's going to be awesome!"

DEVELOPING...

Hi ladies, I'm Joey!

Good Times in Photo?

Today in the photo department, art director Ian R. was spotted hosting some sort of party, with other people.

Red arrow: Ian R.
Blue arrow: Other People

What was this all about? Tune in to The BJ Express to find out!

Cyclone ride

He's Wanted in 36 States!

For being so damn sexy!!!

"I'll blow you for a Jammie Dodger"

You can learn more about Jammie Dodgers, the May 1, 2002 Biscuit of the Week, at http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=14