Thursday, December 13, 2007

BREAKING: John Lumpkin Sighting!!!!!!!!!!

No, my keyboard isn't broken. That's just how fucking excited I am.

The former "other side of the wall" all-star and current new media power player was spotted on the corner of Perry and Hudson Streets, where I once saw Andrew McCarthy pushing a baby carriage. (Coincidence?!)

Your informant didn't get a chance to ask him how he was doing, but judging by the fact that we made awkward eye contact and he still didn't acknowledge my existence, it looks like Lumpy is up to his same old tricks!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

boo. let me know when you run into doug turner.