The Weigh-In

So, are we going to schedule the big weigh-in? Should we do it in a week, on Friday, Jan. 4? Will probably be easier to get everyone there on a Friday afternoon just after work. Are we doing this near Alpha Media & Sons?

Above: An overhead self-portrait of me weighing myself in preparation.

BREAKING: Rainn Wilson Thinks I'm "Smart"

This exciting information comes via his publicist. What can I say? I give good interview.

Has a star of NBC's The Office complimented you recently? Let us know in the comments section.

It's a BJx baby!

Emmylou Rae Morgan
Born at 4.30pm on Dec 19th
Weighing in at 8.4lbs

Those Who Enjoy Mac, Cheese

S'MAC is on Oprah tomorrow. Remember, you heard about it from me first!

Crap

I thought I was breaking some news on the demi-god ancestry of Joey A. While looking for a suitable photo to cut and paste onto the cover of the above Son of Thunder cover I saw a previous post on the BJx clearly showing me I am more than a few weeks behind. But hey I already resized the image and shit so it's going up. Deal with it.

'Ookie Cookie' Makes First Appearance on CagePotato.com

Check it out...

Ex-Stuff EIC Recognized!

Dan "whatmademewindy" Bova was humbling returning home to Westchester after a long day of not being the boss when he noticed a twentysomething male staring at him. "Do you work at Stuff?" the young man asked. Dan lied and told him he does, and the starstruck youngster started rambling about how much he loves the editor's letters. When recounting the story this morning (within earshot of Maxim's entire editorial staff), the former big cheese delighted in pointing out that his fan also said the ed letter was his favorite page of the magazine. Take that, Sneakerphile!

Moksha Fitzgibbons: Former Stuff Ad Director, Stuntman

I don't want you guys to think this is the final cut. I haven't figured out a way to freeze the final frame and add closing music from Rocky. Get Steve Jobs on the horn, the iMovie tutorials? Not so clear.

I'll toast all of you when I collect the Oscar for best short film.

Remember lunch?

I know how you douches love to talk about how much I love S'MAC, so this one goes out to you: I'm currently halfway through a Cajun (hold the sausage! Unless it's James Carville's!). Working from home, everybody! Try it!

BREAKING: John Lumpkin Sighting!!!!!!!!!!

No, my keyboard isn't broken. That's just how fucking excited I am.

The former "other side of the wall" all-star and current new media power player was spotted on the corner of Perry and Hudson Streets, where I once saw Andrew McCarthy pushing a baby carriage. (Coincidence?!)

Your informant didn't get a chance to ask him how he was doing, but judging by the fact that we made awkward eye contact and he still didn't acknowledge my existence, it looks like Lumpy is up to his same old tricks!

Doesn't this seem like something Ben would do?

It's On!

Sounds like we have a fat off!

I'm think we weigh in Jan. 2 or some day that week.

I will be responsible for the scale, but someone else should do all the other planning crap. Remember when you people had to do what I said?

Biggest Loser part 2?

Full Count brought up the specter of a post-holiday Biggest Loser contest, to be held offsite. Weigh in to be held at Blaggards or some such place. Thoughts? Votes?

Her Name is Jeannie. Free to Good Home.

Bored of Health? So is New Pergola!

The Board of Health shut down New Pergola while I was in it--while I was paying for my food! I left my bibimbap on the counter and walked out. Mongolian Barbeque? More like Mongolian Barbe-pew!

Extra Sauce, Extra Cheese

Look what Alpha Media's answer to Joey Tribbiani bought at Mondello's Pizzeria this afternoon. What's he gonna wear next, a sari from Curry Dream...?

The Internet: Hot in '08

Still want to know what JEB is up to.

It's Almost As If The Spammers Really Know Me

If I really thought I would find a single product or service even tangentially related to any combination of the four words Adult, Cheap, Rolex, Rifle my ass would be on arp.scfia.com with a quickness. Don't get your hopes up...I'm pretty sure it's spam. Or Cabela's.

12th Floor

Dan was spot on with his post below. I just paid a trip to the 12th floor with Pat & Jeff and was astonished to find it totally unrecognizable. The only things that were identifiable are the pillars. RIP: Millionaires Row, Pit A, Pit B, Art Dept, Photo Dept, in fact every single thing you remember has been obliterated. All walls have been demolished into one huge open planned room filled with cubicles.

There was only one item that harked back to the good ol' days....



Hold back those tears, Mike.