Tuesday, November 20, 2007

BREAKING: Dan Forced to Copulate by Employers


Remember men's magazines? Well, they still exist, and some loyal BJxers work for one! Check out this photo leaked to the Beej, which will be published to correspond with a story where guys test hangover cures to see if they work. The rumor is that our fearless former leader was forced to actually have sex with his wife for the test. Shocking! The source of this high-level security leak? That, BJxers, we cannot say. Tune in later today for a shocking second photo from this story!

5 comments:

beheard said...

the camera loves bova.

Gold Stone Creamery said...

For those who are unfamiliar with Maxim magazine, they published this exact same half-pager six years ago, with a similar photo treatment, and sex was indeed one of the hangover cures being tested, by I think Charles Coxe.

Brooks Parkenridge said...

Who would have sex with Charles Coxe?

whatmademewindy? said...

Ben, obviously

Gold Stone Creamery said...

...and I gotta tell ya, it didn't do much for *my* hangover either!