"We Didn't Start the Lad Mag"

Let it never be said that these last few days in the office were unproductive ones.

To the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel

Richard Morgan, Jordan Stein,
Mike Assenza, Sara Niedz,
John Anton, Foss is gone,
Bad timing for Kass.

Annie Chia, Morgan Stone,
Sweet Deanna Forgione,
Freedman, Serwin,
Ags is on the slopes.

Colin, Lumpkin, Rich and Doug,
Alfonso offers you a rub,
Michael D., Leanne E.,
Corinne, Scott and Dunleavy—
(faster)
Civitello, Hannaford,
Joann and Briana Heard,
Fashion Will, dressed to kill,
Inatsuka goodbye!

We didn’t start the lad mag,
But we put Stuff together, like birds of a feather,
We didn’t start the lad mag,
And though it is gone, in Maxim it lives on.

Joey Arak, Christian Smith,
Goldstein, who you tanning with?
Damian, Robinson,
Full Count’s on the tube.

Robert, Edgar, Intern Steve,
Kristen Aicholtz, why’d you leave?
Fennessey and Seth Kelly
Still gainfully employed.

Hitting Virgil's up for hog,
Reading from Jordana’s blog,
Jimmy left, Couts was next,
Olson writes amazing DEKs—
(faster)
Daniel Bova led the crew,
Hat and Ali we miss you,
Kelly Rae: M.I.A.,
That’s all Patrick’s gotta say!

We didn’t start the lad mag,
But we put Stuff together, like birds of a feather,
We didn’t start the lad mag,
And though it is gone, in Maxim it lives on and on and on and on….