Friday, August 3, 2007

Don't You Dare Hurt It, You Sick Bastard!


The office's many Wild Hogs fans, excited to watch the film's second fifteen-minute installment, were stunned to find this mysterious ransom note in the DVD player instead.

OK, cowardly tormentor. We're game. But if we're going to do this, it's gonna be our way.

Meet Joey this Sunday morning at 7 a.m. at the 'Wichcraft kiosk in Bryant Park. (He will be the really tall guy with the goofy grin wearing a BJx t-shirt.) Joey will get on line and place his order. Once you hear him ask the cashier, "Can I get a yellow beet salad with that?", approach for the exchange. The 50 one-dollar bills will be unmarked and most likely smell vaguely of kati rolls. We swear he won't be wearing a wire. (Ben, start shaving Joey's chest. NOW!)

Please, let's work together to make sure this goes as smoothly as possible. No one wants Doug, Woody, Bobby or Dudley to be harmed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'LL BE THERE

Anonymous said...

WHERE WAS THE TALL GOOFY GUY? I WAITED FOR THREE HOURS!T ALLOW ME TO MAKE POSTS OR THE DVD DIES.