It's the elephant in the room. Or is it the 800-pound gorilla?
BJx tees can be found on the dashing frames of three staffers...but you'll be hard-pressed to find someone sipping from a Jordan stein.
What does our managing editor think of this shocking turn of events? "The mug was a runaway success, but the cleaning crew pilfered them from the kitchen," he claims. "Harry K. is looking into the matter."
Is this story true? Or is it simply the rationalization of a broken man?
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