Monday, July 30, 2007

Look Out, Roger Moore! Mediocre Psychic Predicts Celebrity Deaths


Jonesing for a byline, or at least some quality email time with Pat, our thoroughly depressing in-house psychic has reached new lows. Looks like it's a bad day to be James Bond and/or Spartacus:

Dear Patrick,

As much as I loathe/resist doing this kind of a thing, I just now flashed on two probable, up-coming members of our new dead celebrities' 'club:' Roger Moore and Kirk Douglas.? And, I'm able to tell that there is one more; I'm pretty sure it's a man, although I can't quite see who...

Every year in January, I'm asked by radio stations to predict their dead-pool...I've done this for years--always hated it--BUT (unfortunately...??) seem to be accurate: Yuck!?

...DO: give me your 'take' on this!


Predicting the death of a 90-year-old stroke survivor?! This woman does have a gift!

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